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when your husband brings you home a hairless guinea pig as a "present"..
23 days ago
i think when a guy thinks ur jealous o him thinkin you jealous about him talking to ur best friend
115 days ago
lol miss u
136 days ago
i hate it when people talk so loud when ur in a quiet resturante
lol omg jk i hate all these abbreviations
i think it sucks when u and ur boyfriend plan a whole day out together then he gets picked up
i hate it when people call me a slut
137 days ago
i hate it when people think im being a snoop when im just walking around
it sucks when ur bff talks bad thinks about u and then u heard them
i hate when im going out with some1 and then he dumps me n goes out wit my best friend
i think it sucks when evry1 starts saying shit n then u over hear them and then u realize the shit is bout u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i hate when people find out that me n a guy tht evry1 likes knows bout it
205 days ago
206 days ago
being ripped off by a stripper
265 days ago
Paying top dollar for a hotel room and waking up with hundreds of bed bug bites
346 days ago
Getting old and not being able to trust a fart
You get an interview for your dream job and told not to be later...and then forget to set your clock for daylight savings
THE ROOSEVELT JAZZ BAND
503 days ago
getting a good mouth pounding by your neighborhood juggernaut from x-men.
530 days ago
If you want my comeback you have to scrape it off your moms teeth
550 days ago
1..2.. buckle my shoe who buckle shoes that sucks