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62 days ago
63 days ago
being ripped off by a stripper
122 days ago
Paying top dollar for a hotel room and waking up with hundreds of bed bug bites
203 days ago
Getting old and not being able to trust a fart
You get an interview for your dream job and told not to be later...and then forget to set your clock for daylight savings
THE ROOSEVELT JAZZ BAND
360 days ago
getting a good mouth pounding by your neighborhood juggernaut from x-men.
386 days ago
If you want my comeback you have to scrape it off your moms teeth
407 days ago
1..2.. buckle my shoe who buckle shoes that sucks
123 buckle my shoe, who buckles shoes that sucks
Losing who you thought was, "the one" & proving everybody right.. Goodbye
442 days ago
he died :((
449 days ago
When you're at karaoke and someone sings your favorite song... badly.
464 days ago
Getting your period when sitting on the lap of the man of my dreams! >.<
465 days ago
Getting migrains when you wanna have fun. >.< owwy
491 days ago
When everything you do is wrong.
494 days ago
When life gets complicated and every thing goes wrong . When life gives you one big fat rotten lemon crawling with maggets
And then he died.
506 days ago
people not posting what sucks.
There can be only one!!!!
527 days ago