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Laurie B
WTF? What does that even mean?
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KJ4MGB
no one knows. I have a feeling it's for the best
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Geopeto
It is supposed to! As long as it does not taste like fish.
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rubbing one out and not realizing there's glitter in the lube
841 days ago
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saywhaaaaaat???
Sparkle surprise!!!
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wholebakedcookies
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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abby1234
i read that on FML.
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lisa.bobisa
i knew a guy who did this!
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FnkDrSpok
I would advise you put your penis in before leaving the car after boning your chick in the backseat. Just a thought...
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FnkDrSpok
If it was a bidet, then I could understand.
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polypal
definitely not. definitely just me being an idiot. ftw.
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ladymoonage
ewww! i've found hair on my pizza but a bandage is really gross
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marajader2d2
like the festivus episode of Seinfeld... There's a rubber band in the soup!! I know who's cooking today... Paco!!
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Mr. Brightside
this is such a double edged sword. Yea you get to take it out but now the person who told you now knows you forever as...
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FuriousGeorge
Yeah, I should find out what Paris Hilton uses
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marajader2d2
Holy shit. You're awesome.
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having your boss say thanks for a good job,when doesnt even know what you do.
884 days ago
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FuriousGeorge
Then how does he know he's your boss?
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FuriousGeorge
Haha, that's how I'm going to envision Jesus and God celebrating from now on... Maybe with a Ninja Turtles jumping high five throw in from time to time
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marajader2d2
Perfect. And pizza.
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Mr. Brightside
i was the one DOIN' your mom in the porno ha!
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FuriousGeorge
Seeing your donkey in a porno with ibcody's mom
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Laurie B
That's called a shart, and that's naaaasty!
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Blurredweasel
Aint nothing worse than running to the can holding your butt-cheeks close together so it doesn't slop out into your pants. Nope, to late.
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