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DeleteLittle sister gets a 5 day weekend, while I get to trudge it out til Friday.
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marajader2d2
Well I'm blaming religion anyways. She goes to a Lutheran school, and there's some Lutheran teaching conference that all the teachers are going to
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Laurie B
lol
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If I hear "Like baby, baby, baby OOHH" again, I'll go on a vigilante crusade to kill Justin Bieber with a rusty soup spoon
506 days ago
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marajader2d2
I haven't been sharing my rage with the universe for some months, and I've mellowed a bit. I'm definitely coming back to you all though, no fear.
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Kaz
Brings to mind the old grade school joke about dinner, a butt, and a rusty soup spoon...
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realizing after 4 years of failed relationships that I have serious, serious commitment issues
507 days ago
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Blurredweasel
Perhaps the constant question of "is this the right one for me" can cause apprehensions toward commitment.
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marajader2d2
no perhaps about it.
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my parents think one of my best friends is a rapekillmurderer just because he lives far away
514 days ago
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marajader2d2
yea look at me guyz. im so kewll, look at me all disagreein an shit, im hot $hit huh
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kosh
no you cold diarrea now shut the fuck up, sorry for the hostility, steroids give me the quick reflexes to lash out with my fingers nd the keyboard
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my ex and the girl he replaced me with celebrating 1 year a full week before when he actually broke up with me.
518 days ago
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FuriousGeorge
don't get caught up. go find someone better
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marajader2d2
I'm working on that, but it's a long process. Plus my area TOTALLY sucks as far as eligible males are concerned.
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After many years of spreading global bonhomie, SUPERGRASS announce that they are to split. My favorite band.
662 days ago
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kutlesss429
Something called supergrass is your favorite band? pretty funny, but I could relate, Switchfoot was named after a surf move.
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Loosing you favorite band totally sucks!
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making out with a dude who has an armpit fetish. yea, i thought he was gonna reach for a boob, but no....
679 days ago
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Osiu
Not good, not good....
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Jessie B
hahahahahahaha... better wear fine smelling deoderant
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1 in 4500 birth have androgynous genitals. i'm afraid to ever have a kid
686 days ago
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Mr. Brightside
just don't go near any tractor beams till you deliver i hear they cause hella shitty radiation
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Blurredweasel
Well Mr. B, I'm more worried about transporter malfunctions than anything else. If my matter got mixed up with say some girl's in the pattern buffer, Yikes.
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I could have been my age in 1964, 1974, 1984, 1990, or really anywhere in between. i hate being in the wrong generation
688 days ago
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Mr. Brightside
if you invent the time machine i'm coming with you!!
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Osiu
Just be yourself. Represent the good times :)
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taking a pleasant blanket-nap in a park on a nice day...and being woken up by an orange ant biting your face
693 days ago
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Mr. Brightside
Some balls he has. It must have been a bet he made with the other ants.
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not being able to find the droids you're looking for. It really grinds my gears.
696 days ago
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Mr. Brightside
has anyone been waving their hand at you recently in a trancical fashion?
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marajader2d2
hahahaha, biggs left and that he just had all those kids that called him wormy
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Tsanislav M
Being organiez might help a bit
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having to hold my lava lamp for warmth....in south florida. what the hell? it's freakin march, can it be warm again?
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Coolkat ;)
I live in Florida and went to the snow on winter break. Sometimes I think I never left there. :(
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its like summer time in vancouver its almost 15 degrees woohoo
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the dull burning associated with accidentally poking yourself in the eye
706 days ago
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Mr. Brightside
Curly Stooge syndrome
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marajader2d2
well, i just had like an eye crusty or whatever and in getting it out i like impaled my eyeball
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Blurredweasel
I don't know anything about Macs, but I do know they do not use a registry like windows does that can get bloated. Might be something physical like a bad HD.
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KJ4MGB
Maybe it is has PMS. If so, get it an IPAD
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when your ex's mom posts pics of him and his new, prettier girlfriend on facebook. thanks, news feed
708 days ago
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Mr. Brightside
Who's to say she's prettier?
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marajader2d2
i bitched about it until i looked again and saw that she has a big nose & pudgy face. Plus his parents will never like any of his girlfriends as much as they loved me, so in the end i win
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reading my old sucks, fondly remembering the witty banter, hilarity, & sense of community, then realizing how lame I am
714 days ago
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marajader2d2
we have HAD our moments.
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JLee
Not lame at all... I'm currently in the process of doing the same thing.
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ugly people using the internet to show the world unflattering pictures of themselves.
715 days ago
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Blurredweasel
Yeah, like their big hairy "moobs." Eeeeew.
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Hugh Eric Shin
Or how about ugly peeps who use fake pics to get you excited?
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My first production ever is the dvd for a play that sucked so bad that only 6 people (including one pity buy) bought it.
716 days ago
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Mr. Brightside
I trust you'll do a damn good job. I can't wait! Lol.
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marajader2d2
now there's unnecessary pressure, damnit
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TMI Facebook statuses. "__ __ is pooping, ___ __ is parting with her uterine lining..." STOP. It's nasty.
717 days ago
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Jexxin
hahaha. i totally agree. some people don't know when to just stop.
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when you get NO male attention for four months....then when you get a boyfriend 5 other guys decide it's time to chase you
718 days ago
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Osiu
This is a natural proces :)
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marajader2d2
but where the hell were they all FOR THE LAST FOUR MONTHS?
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"i saw you at lunch. then i waved. you waved back. you seemed less than excited :/" from my 9th grade ex on facebook.
719 days ago
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Osiu
You should be glad it's your ex now
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marajader2d2
yea, pat my 14 year old self on the back
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I will not lie, the Who did NOt impress me during that halftime show. I love them, but they're SO. OLD.
726 days ago
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marajader2d2
it's like waiting forever for a really awesome candy bar, and having it be stale or crusty when you bite into it
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Mr. Brightside
WHo?
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when your mom wakes up from a 3 hour nap to tell you you shouldn't be taking a nap.
749 days ago
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Mr. Brightside
I've found me a Role Model :D
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Thehinduhurricane
wow, mine does this all the time, even if i'm not napping, she'll yell at me for doing nothing while she sleeps
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the weird cold weather rash that goes from the side of my left boob down across my stomach. It's like an red, itchy sash.
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youdothemath
I think it has more to do with how dry it gets when its cold .. especcially becasue florida is so humid ..try some moistrizing lotion
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marajader2d2
as it re-warms, it's slowly getting better. weird and uncomfortable, but not life altering in the long run
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the dating pool in your area sucks so bad that you're in love with dead musicians instead.
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Osiu
I don't belive you have a problem with that ;)
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marajader2d2
you'd be amazed
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Calculus. Easy, but sooooo stupid! I'm gonna be a JOURNALIST, I don't think I need to know the area under a tangent line.
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Blurredweasel
Not unless you're reporting on the Sunni Triangle.
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AmooleeAlS3oudia
my major is business and i have to take science and religion. dunno how the hell ill ever use tht.
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Blurredweasel
As sad as it was, are own naivety lead us to this. Back then we were never told the hazards of anything, including being close to ground zero of nukes being tested . We never considered the dangers of anything. Nowadays we are more aware.
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Mr. Brightside
Cash Monay! as usual
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it was colder in south florida today then it was in alaska and canada.
759 days ago
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marajader2d2
and it's freakin rad on turkey sandwiches
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Agreed!
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on the subject of alarms, snooze buttons suck. i never ever get up on time, it's too damn tempting
760 days ago
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FnkDrSpok
Do like the rest of us do, set our clocks like 17 mins fast and just snooze it out a few times. Not the best system but it works for me. Ex used to hate it.
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marajader2d2
I do, but I manage to sleep way too late anyways.
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accidentally resetting your alarm instead of snoozing. i kinda needed to be in english class today, alarm clock.
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Blurredweasel
Damn you to hell you evil chronological device that perpetually dictates the start of this monotonous brain-numbing social routine.
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when vanity (read: hair straightener and face mask) keep you up way too late
761 days ago
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marajader2d2
*keeps, pardon me
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having to hold your nose to brush your teeth because your toothbrush smells like nads.
762 days ago
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FuriousGeorge
Who's been brushing their nads??? lolololololololololo
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marajader2d2
Oh shut up, George. It's a spongebob toothbrush, and no one's had it in their pants.
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girls with waaaay too much eye makeup. unless 'raccoon being attacked by spiders and art supplies' is the look you wanted.
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Hard to imagine how anyone could be worse than Tammy Fay Bakker.
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marajader2d2
Especially when she got all weepy
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that right there. please, if you disagree, leave a comment, so i can see what sort of sick bastards are on the web
763 days ago
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nola.belle
i agree i've never seen a bra with that many patterns. looks like an A cup too. no bigger than a B
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JC
I haven’t got the words. lol
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iTunes completely does not have my favorite band's second album. WTF, iTunes?
763 days ago
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Mr. Brightside
I told you about Apple ;)
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iknowiknowiknow
but when people GIVE you the gift cards, you can't NOT spend them, plus if the band gets like 1% of what you spend on them, then I've given them almost a whole dollar!
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what did i just step on? shit. a rice krispie. now it's ground in the carpet.
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FuriousGeorge
FOREVER!!!!!! might as well dump some glitter all over the carpet and your clothing
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marajader2d2
the herpes of craft supplies. I know a kid with dreads, and he made me mad one day, so I poured a pile of glitter on his head and he's still picking it out a year later
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babies with mullets. I swear to god, I saw one. At the zoo.
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FuriousGeorge
Mullets are coming back you guys
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marajader2d2
mkay George. You go dig up Michael Bolton and tell him to grow it back, because business in the front & party in the back are rising again. Let us know how that goes.
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the end of winter break. hits you like a brick wall, every single time
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AmooleeAlS3oudia
im pretty sure my winter break is gna almost be forever. *happy face*.. not for a good reason though *sad face*
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Hard core makeup that refuses to come off. Half a bottle of waterproof makeup remover has gotten me nowhere
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marajader2d2
more like, i've been wearing it for three days, taken four showers, and attacked it with makeup remover. i'm going for the chisel next
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Mr. Brightside
Yeesh somebody call an exorcist
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The last two episodes of That Sucks refuse to download. I've been trying since 12/3!
769 days ago
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Blurredweasel
Perhaps Mr. Burns owns the ISP and Homer is the tech guy.
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angryCowboy
try here: http://www.hulu.com/that-sucks
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downloading a video by your favorite band with a gorgeous lead singer to find that the band isn't anywhere in the video.
769 days ago
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FuriousGeorge
what band?
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marajader2d2
supergrass, supergrass. seen the light. awesome song, gay video. but they're the new addition to my 4 favorite bands: Beatles Nirvana Zeppelin & Them
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FuriousGeorge
torture one, but don't kill him and let him return to the colony. That should teach um
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marajader2d2
i'll get out my ant sized medieval torture collection
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what does NOT suck: I'm GOING TO THE STAR WARS CONVENTION. I love Christmas.
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Tomtacticz
well this place is for sucks only, but thats cool though
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Mr. Brightside
Merry Christmas
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I saw a lady in the mall with a baby on her hip and a small dog in a stroller.
773 days ago
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Mr. Brightside
i got a worse one, a baby on a monkey leash and the small dog in a stroller. Only in America?
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marajader2d2
only in America :)
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When your shiny, white Mac keyboard gets dirt and crud between the keys. It looks like shitcrackers with a lil cheese whiz
775 days ago
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ibcody182
it could be volveta
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i don't understand
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Being bamboozled. Even though Thanksgiving was at our house, apparently Christmas Eve will be too. You suck, Family.
775 days ago
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ibcody182
hjave your dog bite the fuckers
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Laurie B
Attend Christmas breakfast in a see thru teddy, totally straight faced and see how many auties and grandmas short circuit trying to shield the small children and husband's eyes. You won't see them at your house for a LONG time.
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Everyone but me has already seen Avatar and raved about it, but no one wants to go see it with me. Offers to drive to FL?
776 days ago
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ibcody182
can i pick ya up after my chrismas party?
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IQU
When you go, go see it in 3-d, then steal the glasses. :D
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People don't realize that the war we're in now is essentially Vietnam 2.0... only without the public resistance.
776 days ago
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greenpeas
i guess it's only army recruiters that i've heard that from but they're annoying anyway. they told my husband that if more people like him don't enlist then the US will be forced to reinstate the draft. he didn't enlist... sorry america
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greenpeas
and yeah! i can't imagine mike wallace getting man-handled by the cops.
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What sucks worse: Rednecks, or Guidos? I can't decide. Opinions?
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greenpeas
that's amazing
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marajader2d2
completely.
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Commercials that use crappy Beatles covers. Show some damn respect.
776 days ago
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marajader2d2
Mastercard, Blackberry, Hampton Inn... off the top of my head. I want to cut someone.
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Who
...And yet you still can't download any Beatles on a Jukebox at a bar. That's way beyond sucks.
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Girls complaining when guys stare at their chest. 1) It's a compliment. 2) Don't put them out there if you don't want attn
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FnkDrSpok
Looks like we got a situation
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greenpeas
no it doesn't
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marajader2d2
well, that's better. Then again, one of my favorite shirts is the poster from The Empire Strikes Back, so I'm not one to talk
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Do snuggies count?
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youdothemath
thats what we use to
i just didn;t want to use the name beacue i didn;t want to get smacked for "advertising"
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Laurie B
Oh, I didn't think of that. Wasn't intentional! Didn't post a site either so, I hope they let it slide.
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the dryer eats my guitar picks. I leave them in my pockets so I'll always have one, but no, the dryer has a use for them.
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I guess that's why my parents told me never to play in the dryer. I might disappear for ever.
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youdothemath
really my parents told me to play in the dryer.. also in traffic to... and avised me to sticks forks in electrical sockets... hmm mabye they don't like me ..
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clumps of hair that fall out of braids/ponytails... I kinda put my hair back so that they DIDN'T fall in my face.
777 days ago
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ibcody182
i once weaved a basket out of my ass hair.
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marajader2d2
you are icky.
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Blurredweasel
I never payed much attention to their image, but now that you mention it, Dennis DeYoung does seem like a gay-bot. Oh, and Kevin Kronin also (REO Speedwagon). BTW: interesting bit of info. The planet Pluto has a companion moon called Charon.
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marajader2d2
Completely. And I know, it's the size of Alaska
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when one random extremity is radically different in temperature. my hands are so cold i can hardly type >.>
777 days ago
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youdothemath
its like 10 here
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Blurredweasel
Math: do yuz get dumped with snow like the Maritimes?
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thundercats dominate!
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Coolkat ;)
HOLY * HE PWNS!!!
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getting hit on by guido waiters at a pizza place. go put on more hair product.
777 days ago
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FuriousGeorge
Howsabout just, "getting hit on by guidos" or simply, "guidos."
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marajader2d2
lol. exactly. this dude had the full on spiky hair, fat watch, and douche muscles
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listening to bands that played your parent's grad night.
777 days ago
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marajader2d2
they actually didn't, but like a pile different schools went to the same grad night, and they were both there. they met in college.
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greenpeas
still cute
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marajader2d2
why can't you eat them when you're pregnant?
we're all really confused
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greenpeas
no. you can eat the crackers and cheese but the meat can carry listeriosis and is harmful to the fetus or something. no sandwich meats or anything during pregnancy. no soft cheeses either like feta or brie. no herbal teas... tons of stuff. not fun
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no one is on facebook. no one is on AIM. no one is on sucksbox. It's friday night and I'm home, bored, and coloring.
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Blurredweasel
You got got some cool pics and some pretty good poetry. Did you check out mine? Some of them added up to a few hours work. (something like 10 layers going on before I flatten it into 1 Jpeg)
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marajader2d2
Haha, thanks. it's all pretty old stuff, though. I'll go back and check you out now...
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greenpeas
baby's* i suck at life today
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and apparently i'm supposed to be a clown which is even scarier
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everyone and their mother coming to ME for dating advice. I"M SINGLE, WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME?
778 days ago
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Mr. Brightside
it's funny, i hand out the advice, and when i'm done, i think to myself, "Wait what i told them doesnt make sense! Phht not my fault."
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haha. way to mess other people up
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the sadist dentist who scrapes your teeth so hard they hurt 24 hours later. I had 1/2 a pint of straight blood in my mouth
778 days ago
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FuriousGeorge
what do they feel like?
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tiny rectangles of overcleanliness
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i overheard a conversation in a library today about how 'Hitler would have been a freak in bed'
780 days ago
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FuriousGeorge
Yeah I was pretty sure that Hitler putted from the rough
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marajader2d2
As aforementioned, Eva Braun begged to differ.
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burning your history professor CDs because you have no boyfriend to share your love of music with
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haha. it'd be epic
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haha. it'd be epic
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You and your friends are shuffling your iPod at a party, and your Star Wars soundtrack comes up between Supergrass & Cream
780 days ago
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FuriousGeorge
I'm a little weirded out now...
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marajader2d2
i'm surprised it took this long.
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FuriousGeorge
Yeah, gettin pretty sick of that song
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marajader2d2
pfft. who's not? thank you, universe, for taking an epic and moving song, and making it...karaoke toilet paper. it's best when the japanese people do it, because they don't speak english and are imitating the sounds. precious stuff.
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Having math with your creepy psycho balls ex. No, I will not help you at your house. I don't want to be raped or killed.
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FuriousGeorge
I was thinking you could hold them ransom and get your shit back
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marajader2d2
Haha. I almost called Judge Judy when he started asking for birthday presents and stuff back
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people who talk about how The Beatles suck. They've pretty much influenced every band since them in some way, so shut it.
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FuriousGeorge
Do you have some Irish in you??? would you like some??? ;-)
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marajader2d2
Not yet, sadly ;) Swiss, Czech, Lithuanian, and German. 1/4 each. But I do believe i have room for a little bit of Ireland
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Converse don't come in half-sizes. I'd be a perfect 5.5. So I have to buy too big & look goofy, or too small & be cramped.
781 days ago
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FuriousGeorge
flaming, skinnydipping unicorns?
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marajader2d2
pfft. i wish. but i did have those shoes in my flaming, skinnydipping unicorn dream.
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Social Interview on facebook. It just asked me where I would kiss my fat ugly 10th grade history teacher.
781 days ago
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FnkDrSpok
I bet you published the answer
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marajader2d2
...yeah. i skipped it, after i puked in my mouth
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Giant star wars convention will be two hours from my house, and i, one of the biggest star wars fans, probably can't go.
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youdothemath
F you exams ( at least your friday ones) you can go with an internet stranger and his friends..
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marajader2d2
Hahaha. Sounds awesome. I had like, the perfect candidate for this... then he dumped me. So anonymous internet friends will do.
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People who say the word 'poem' as 'poyim.' You know someone who does it.
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marajader2d2
does it drive you nuts? because i want to smack them.
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Mr. Brightside
They do that?
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Middle school whores who yell about their sex lives across the mall. The food court doesn't care who you've 'done it' with
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Herpeghonnydiasyphilitaids simplex 10
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You rock.
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teachers who complain that they can't grade all of our work. YOU FREAKING ASSIGNED IT, OVERZEALOUS BITCH.
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Power Trips are for wiseguys
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guys who think it's hot to see girls kiss, then freak when boys do. You can't pick and choose, it's not the banana aisle.
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FuriousGeorge
obviously
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marajader2d2
You have skills too. Mine just won out this time.
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having your room connected to your super kleptomaniac sister's room by a bathroom that she can't keep clean
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FuriousGeorge
DO or DO NOT... there is no TRY
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:D how could anyone hate dorks? we're so awesome
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facebook friend who change their profile pictures to Pokemons, like we're all in third grade again when Pokemon were cool.
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Gooo! Vegetamon!!
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Watching your friend's parents have one of the ugliest divorces of all time, screwing up your friends for the rest of time
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Mr. Brightside
Utterly Tragic...my condolences
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totally. and thanks
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women with Kate Gosselin hair. No, I don't want to look like a blonde, geometrically challenged rooster.
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Or the Duggars lady, who has 19 kids, all with J-names. I have no freaking clue, but it really annoys me that we celebrate that.
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when your gross sister steals your underpants and puts skid marks in them.
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FnkDrSpok
I thought guys only had accidental skidmarks. It all makes sense now.
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marajader2d2
My sister is kind of a dude... And yea. Who disagreed? Do you LIKE other people's shit residue in your underpants?
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being an atheist and getting dragged to church EVERY SUNDAY.
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FuriousGeorge
Those free snack are the blood and body of christ... don't fill up on them!
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I'm resistant to the drugs of mindless conformity, it's cool, I can eat as many half-donuts as I want
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having to go somewhere in slightly damp shorts because the dryer wasn't done before you had to leave.
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marajader2d2
and occasionally chafing ensues
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Ashley B
or going swimming and forgetting to bring dry clothes
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watching all of the holiday public displays of affection. when you're a lonely bastard. THAT SUCKS.
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Blurredweasel
Does this mean you have to watch out for electric scooters more than you do traffic?
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marajader2d2
well, there's two kinds of old people drivers: really really slow ones who are oblivious to everyone else, and the speed demons maxing out the HP in their buick who are also completely oblivious. they're equally dangerous.
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when your mom and little sister go to disney... and you go to school... and they send you pictures ALL DAY.
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Mr. Brightside
What Masochism!
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so much for being the happiest place on earth
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boyfriend ignores you for a day, breaks up with you, then posts pictures of him "and his girl Rachel" on fb all in 24 hrs.
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james wilkes
almost as bad as her dumpin you two days after having sex for the first time and it was the longest lasting relationship you have had
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marajader2d2
yep. long distance relationships suck, basically. and jeez, that's worse than mine. sorry, dude
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