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waking up with a hangover, covered in bloody puke. And not remembering how you got home.
885 days ago
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greenpeas
and a condom in your bum
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FuriousGeorge
lol green
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having neighbors who have a dirty chimney that smells like garbage when they burn.
894 days ago
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Blurredweasel
Dear Santa: Please take a gigantic shit down my neighbor's chimney instead of climbing down it.
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when your girlfriend queefs on a date and you have to pretend not to notice, when all you want to do is ROFL
895 days ago
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AmooleeAlS3oudia
that just means shes comfortable with you. its a good sign.
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ditzman
cmon Martin stop whining. Get out a little! Go to a dept. store and have someone pick out a good outfit for you, get a spendy haircut and go to a bar on the weekends! It's not complex.
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Rain3an
We'll at least you've been able to leave the toilet seat up for 15 years.
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kagerrr
Ouch!
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Q-bert
Savsma, if you know people who think having a boner refers to an actual bone, you keep some quite ignorant company. Where the hell is the education level of these people?! THAT'S WHAT SUCKS!
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calling your weed man, only to realize you've called your aunt.
896 days ago
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AmooleeAlS3oudia
does that mean they are one and the same? or that u chose the wrong name and called it?
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cryssie1720
well she does have glaucoma....
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GeekyNerdGirl42
Team edward sux, team Jacob is cool ^_^
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AmooleeAlS3oudia
no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
Edward <3
Jacob </3
i <3 them both but Jacob less.
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finding the stash of nudie pics that your mother has been sending ALL OVER the internet.
897 days ago
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kagerrr
Barf-a-roni.
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LivingDead(a Short Zombie)
can i see? ha
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Knowing people are talking about you in another language, but not knowing what they're saying.
898 days ago
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Michi13
Yeah and they make it so obvious they are talking about you too... sucks....
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people who voted for obama, just cause he is black. and people who think obama is jesus reborn, ALSO just because he's blk
898 days ago
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kagerrr
I was Hilary.
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Rain3an
he's black?
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