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DeleteActually being happy to have household centipedes, so that those mofos eat other shit crawling in my house
28 days ago
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NiKi0o0
Centipedes creep me the fuck out! LOL
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sirLevitsky
Same here haha, I'm trying to become one with nature and become comfortable around them. Beats the hell out of paying a guy with a mustache and thermos $1000 to spray my house with poison
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Being kicked out of a stripclub... Don't tip strippers with Monopoly money
42 days ago
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Blurredweasel
That reminds me. I got a bunch of Canadian Tire money.
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sirLevitsky
Don't waste your time trying. Canadian Tire money is pretty low on the false currency standards
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People with cheap sunglasses who fold their arms waiting for something
133 days ago
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Blurredweasel
Probably tempting to ask him when the Presidential Motorcade is coming by.
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sicx
HAHAHA what you rocking them prada's
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sirLevitsky
then wash em ^^
lol just fuckin'
itchy nutz suck too I guess
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sirLevitsky
came out weird cauz there's no lines lol: Then wash em^^...lol just fuckin'......itchy nutz suck too I guess
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An old lady standing next to you at a the bus station suddenly starting making sex noises... which turn out to be farts
143 days ago
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Fisteve
Okay, now I have to gouge my eyes out
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Six Feet Under
lol.thats disgusting.yet mildly entertaining and disturbing.
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People who repeat the funny part of a joke right after they hear it
229 days ago
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FuriousGeorge
or people who try to retell your joke and f it up miserably after telling them it was your joke
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sirLevitsky
yeah!
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Watching an ass-hole wearing EdHardy pick-up a hot girl, and you realize that the really hot ones only like douchebags
231 days ago
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sirLevitsky
Well that is one down to earth and not materialistic place you live in... not
Choosing men based on a douchie t-shirt with sparkling skulls... And then y'all complain about how guys are a bunch of a-holes XD
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sirLevitsky
*Because you spot em' by their uniform
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